Available Commands

!answer

!artistinfo (Look up information about an artist on last.fm)

!b64dec

!calc (Attempts to solve using Google Calculator)

!chaninfo

!decode

!dinner (Tells you what the fuck you should make for dinner.)

!dns (Looks up the hostname of an ip, or the ips of a hostname)

!domainr (looks for available domains using domai.nr)

!fapget (Suggests a topic for you to fap to.)

!fml (Gets a random entry from fmylife.com)

!fweather (Tells you the fucking weather)

!game

!greet.add (adds a greeting that Zalgo will greet you with when you join a channel)

!greet.del (deletes your greeting)

!hash (uses hashlib to hash a string)

!hate (makes a hateful slogan from your given phrase)

!ipinfo

!jeopardy.start (Starts a game of Jeopardy in the current channel.)

!jeopardy.stop (Stops the current game of Jeopardy.)

!laggycommand

!listeners

!meme (spews out a meme from automeme.net)

!next (Looks up the next airing of a show on tvrage!)

!question

!rdns (Looks up the PTR record of an ip, if the IP is a hostname, will resolve to IP, then do a rdns lookup.)

!rofl

!roulette (Play a game of Russian Roulette)

!shorten.topic

!skip (Vote to skip the current question in Jeopardy.)

!sleepysleep

!slogan (makes a slogan from your given phrase)

!spotify (Searches Spotify for songs.)

!ss (Searches projectplaylist for a song)

!suggest (Attempts to Google Autocomplete)

!tld (Looks up a certain TLD, and gives info about it)

!tmto

!topic

!ud (Looks stuff up on Urban Dictionary)

!uptime (Displays bot uptime.)

!wa (Attempts to calculate using Wolfram|Alpha)

!weather (Detailed weather for a given location.)

!whoami

!whoami-really

.ci (Inject a message to the connected Clever<->Omegle participant.)

.clegle.start (Initiates a two way conversation between CleverBot and Omegle)

.clegle.stop (Stops the active Clever<->Omegle session.)

.clever (talk to http://cleverbot.com)

.guess (Guesses a letter in the active game of hangman in your channel.)

.o (sends a message to the connected omegle partner)

.reset (resets the given cleverbot instance for the current channel)

.s (runs a regex replace on the last 25 messages in this channel, replacing the first matched)

.solve (Solve the hangman puzzle.)

.topic

.wiki.whois (Looks up a user on the Wiki)

@disarm (Only use this if you're being bombed.)

@greet.nochan (Sets whether the bot greets users in channels that it is not in.)

@help (provides help for Zalgo)

o.solve (Solve the current Omegle captcha to complete the connection.)

o.start (initiate a conversation with a person on Omegle)

o.stop (disconnects from omegle.)

os.start (Spy on two people chatting on Omegle.)

~a (Skip your turn, you must at least draw one card to pass.)

~begin (When all the players have joined, use this command to deal the cards, and really start the game!)

~c (Displays the current hand size of each player.)

~count (Displays the current hand size of each player.)

~d (Draw a card from the deck.)

~draw (Draw a card from the deck.)

~git

~h (Displays your current hand (to you only))

~hand (Displays your current hand (to you only))

~join (Join the current game of Uno!)

~leave (Leave the current game of Uno, if you are in it.)

~online

~p (Play a move, for syntax help see ~unohelp)

~pass (Skip your turn, you must at least draw one card to pass.)

~pinfo (Looks up player info)

~play (Play a move, for syntax help see ~unohelp)

~readtickets

~startuno (Starts a game of Uno in the current channel!)

~stopuno

~t (Tells you what the top card is.)

~tickets

~top (Tells you what the top card is.)

~unohelp